Because being healthy pays off when you're old while eating delicious food pays off RIGHT NOW!

In essence, all of these policies that restrict our pleasures such as making it illegal to serve alcohol after a certain hour, are essentially meant to protect us from our own excessiveness. They are all governed by what is deemed by society to be reasonable. Okay, then, how do we define reasonable? As Miss Piggy says, "Never eat more than you can lift." Okay, THAT'S reasonable…

3 eggs
1 nice sized fresh black truffle
salt and freshly ground pepper

Scramble the eggs. Slice the truffle as thin as possible. Scatter the truffle on top of the finished eggs and serve.

Serves 1 hungover person.


leftRepression is the fickle mother of sloppy rebellion. A strong, brave few continue to use heavy cream, butter, rendered fat, salt, sugar, and whole milk. Thank you for joining the Eat Dangerously revolution.