Because being healthy pays off when you're old while eating delicious food pays off RIGHT NOW!

You know how people add "in bed" to the end of Chinese fortune cookie quotes? You can do the same thing, but "with bacon." For example, "You will enjoy good health...with Bacon!" Or, "Your destiny lies before you, choose wisely...with Bacon!" Or, "You should go on a diet you fat slobbering pig...with Bacon!"

1/4 to 1/2 pound of leftover turkey
3 slices of apple smoked bacon
3 slices of toasted challah
Mayonnaise (see the following recipe to make from scratch:
2 super thin slices of tomato
small handful of arugula

Pile it all together.

Serves 1.


leftRepression is the fickle mother of sloppy rebellion. A strong, brave few continue to use heavy cream, butter, rendered fat, salt, sugar, and whole milk. Thank you for joining the Eat Dangerously revolution.