Because being healthy pays off when you're old while eating delicious food pays off RIGHT NOW!

There are people in this world who actually believe they shouldn't drink, smoke, or eat cholesterol. Morons! It is all part of the aliens' master plan to control their minds. Don't they know that the reason the media tells them that is because the aliens are working in conjunction with the government in an attempt to take over the world? Just ask the chicken…

1/2 stick of butter
2 pieces of farmer's market chicken breasts
1 palmful of dried tarragon
salt and freshly ground red peppercorns

Clarify the butter by simmering it in a small pan until it stops crackling. Spoon off the foam. Then strain out the crud by pouring butter through cheesecloth or a paper towel into a cup.

Heat the clarified butter on high heat. Coat the chicken with the tarragon and sear on all sides for a minute or two. Then lower heat to medium-low and cook covered for about 25 minutes, turning and dusting with more tarragon occasionally.

Serves Moulder and Scully.

leftRepression is the fickle mother of sloppy rebellion. A strong, brave few continue to use heavy cream, butter, rendered fat, salt, sugar, and whole milk. Thank you for joining the Eat Dangerously revolution.