Because being healthy pays off when you're old while eating delicious food pays off RIGHT NOW!

If you can store up some blubber for the winter, think of all the money you are saving since you no longer need to buy a fur coat to stay warm.

½ pound of ground veal
½ pound of...

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Some diet tips...

  • Chew each mouthful only one time
  • Eat with a single chopstick only
  • Only eat things like quails, and lamb chops which can be a pain to eat
  • ...
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Remove skin from the chicken if you are indifferent between chicken, tofu and Styrofoam. Leave skin on chicken if you want the chicken to taste like chicken.

2 chicken breasts (normal, as...

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Diet tip: A good rule is to eat less than 2,000 calories per day. Dangerous tip: Rules are made to be broken.

4 nice sized beets (about a pound), peeled and shredded
4 pieces of bacon...

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We were once accosted by an animal rights activist who was against all meat consumption. We asked her what her diet consisted of and she told us only vegetables, greens and grains. When it...

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If you are interested in being as unhealthy as possible then remember that it doesn't get any better than the marrow from veal shank bones. Some people would call it "death on a fork" but nobody...

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