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Recession Recipes Introduction

We're not afraid of the "R-Word!" During the great depression, some people starved to death, and we don't want history to repeat itself. Besides, people celebrate things like Thanksgiving so why not celebrate the recession every day!? It'll make it fun! So fix yourself a stiff drink and read on...

This is a dish that people evidently ate during the great depression. Grin and bear it!

3 pounds of sauerkraut
3 pounds of pork shoulder
6 cups of boiling tap water, you can't...

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At the turn of the century, poor people often died of malnutrition because their sausages were stuffed with things like sawdust and had no nutritional value. Luckily, you don't have to worry about...

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Go to your nearest body of water or stream and catch yourself some fish! This is cheap eating! Don't worry about "heavy metals" or other poisons, because you might agree that recession life really...

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Are you so broke you can't even afford bread anymore, let alone one of those fancy bread maker machines? You should have taken your family's advice and gone to dental school.

1 package of...

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You shouldn't have put your life savings into bitcoin right before it crashed. No more Filet Mignon for you! You're punished for your new economy mob mentality. Just buy whatever cut of steak is...

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Remember iceberg lettuce? That cheap stuff that you stopped eating during the economic boom because you ate those fancy baby greens instead? Iceberg lettuce is damn cheap, so you better swallow...

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leftRepression is the fickle mother of sloppy rebellion. A strong, brave few continue to use heavy cream, butter, rendered fat, salt, sugar, and whole milk. Thank you for joining the Eat Dangerously revolution.