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Starting with
This
salad will go straight to the lining of your heart
- Show your sweetheart that you are into them by cooking something
that will stick to his or her heart...literally! Fried goat
cheese medallions help to make any rabbit food (lettuce, frissee,
mesclun greens, etc.) taste great, and will really bond to
valentine heart's arteries.
and
Chicken
with 3 fresh herbs you'll want to eat in bed
- These days people confuse good food with love. When you're
with someone new the best seduction strategy is to make something
really delicious like this. Chances are, they've been eating
insipid food and a dish this tasty will make them all emotional
and stuff. They won't know exactly where all these emotions
are coming from or why, but the food will be an unlikely suspect.
After all, good food is be bad for you. God forbid it is the
food that's getting them all riled up. Instead, their minds
will do a little transference: if it isn't the food making
them feel this way, it must be you!. Seduction complete.
perfect
with
Perfect
basmati rice
- When you make this rice, be sure to add a nice bit of butter.
As long as you follow the rule to never eat more than you
can lift, you'll be fine!
or
A
passion for lamb
- Are you stuck in a relationship based on uncomfortable silences
punctuated by occasional arguments about nothing in particular
by the filcker of TV light. Sigh. Remember when Valentine's
was a sure thing? A passion for lamb is 100% guaranteed to
take your relationship back to sunshine, rainbows, vibrating
beds and Hello Kitty. It shows your passion for your little
lamb chop. Who can resist?
perfect
with
Crispy
roasted potatoes -
As in cooking, the side dish in romance is usually less complicated
and time consuming. The "side dish" understands
that the entrée requires a lot of work and care. Unfortunately,
in romance, it’s very hard to make the entrée
and the side dish come together…If you have this problem,
good luck to you this Valentine's Day. May you pick the right
one!
and
for dessert,
Brigadeiros
(little balls of love)
- Chocolate! They say that eating large amounts of chocolate
provokes a biochemical reaction very similar to the emotions
we call love and lust. People who have been dumped recently
will tell you this is true. We’re wondering what happens
when you have lots of chocolate when you are already in love.
Do you have an orgasm right there and then? If somebody tries
this, please let us know…
or
Nobody's
gettin' any pomegranate ice cream
- If we don't get any, then nobody is getting any! One night,
we were at this bar and one of of our friends was making progress
with the best looking woman there. Heh heh, or so he thought
until he suggested "let's have ice cream at our place."
By the time this "from scratch" dessert was ready
to eat, everyone had passed out cold - alone. So, if you're
bitter about someone else's happiness this Valentine's Day,
we have two words for you: icecream party!
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